"I can fast all day and still last all night."
"Uhhh…Jewish is the new Black?"
"Think about it like this: with me, you’ll never have to deal with shmegma.”
"I want to work through my neuroses with you."
"American Shiksa! Stay away from me."
"You know your boyfriend’s favorite book? Yeah, I wrote it."
"It’s the Sabbath, I can’t come to you, but if you can get yourself over to my place, I’ll make you cum all day long."
"More like Close Encounters of the Jewish Kind"
"I could pay for your laundry, launder your money, but baby you’d always be dirty."
"I wanna eat bacon with you in private."