My Jewish Boyfriends

Just a bissel for all the Jews I have known...Errr, biblically and otherwise.
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"I can fast all day and still last all night."

"I can fast all day and still last all night."

"Girl, I think you’re sweeter than apples and honey."

"Girl, I think you’re sweeter than apples and honey."

"Uhhh…Jewish is the new Black?"

"Uhhh…Jewish is the new Black?"

"Jewish men and gentile women can never be friends because the sex part always gets in the way." 

"Jewish men and gentile women can never be friends because the sex part always gets in the way." 

"Think about it like this: with me, you’ll never have to deal with shmegma.”

"Think about it like this: with me, you’ll never have to deal with shmegma.”

"You don’t want to be with any of these other guys, trust me. All these other guys are schmucks."

"You don’t want to be with any of these other guys, trust me. All these other guys are schmucks."

"I want to work through my neuroses with you."

"I want to work through my neuroses with you."

"American Shiksa! Stay away from me."

"American Shiksa! Stay away from me."

"Wanna schtup?"

"Wanna schtup?"

"You know your boyfriend’s favorite book? Yeah, I wrote it."

"You know your boyfriend’s favorite book? Yeah, I wrote it."

"It’s the Sabbath, I can’t come to you, but if you can get yourself over to my place, I’ll make you cum all day long." 

"It’s the Sabbath, I can’t come to you, but if you can get yourself over to my place, I’ll make you cum all day long." 

"More like Close Encounters of the Jewish Kind" 

"More like Close Encounters of the Jewish Kind" 

"I could pay for your laundry, launder your money, but baby you’d always be dirty."

"I could pay for your laundry, launder your money, but baby you’d always be dirty."

"Oh I’ll get ya kickin’ and screamin’"

"Oh I’ll get ya kickin’ and screamin’"

"I wanna eat bacon with you in private."

"I wanna eat bacon with you in private."